101 ways to no you play runescape to much

[Matt]

1. you kill cows and chickens with your barehands.
2. when your fishing your on the watch for trolls.
3. when you read the paper and hear about a robbery you think " Dam that old man"

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4. You reach your hand right down people's pockets and try to take their gp.
5. You killed yourself just to go to lumbridge.
6. You carry 100 thousand gold coins in your pockets.
7. You talk to your backpack at school and hope your freind gets your PM.
8. You broke your leg, so you eat 2 sharks to heal it.
9. You call a cop a stupid mod.
10. Your in the top 10 in the highscores.
11. You tape a laptop to your bike so you can "play-on-the-go".
12. You were talking with a freind and said "lol" instead of laughing.

[Matt]

13. you are zezima
14. you go to church and worship zezima
15. instead of pumping iron you pump runite(lol Staff K)

[Matt]

16you think the worst thing in the world is lag
17 your reasoning for not robbing stores is you will get banned
18 you carve a sword out of wood and call it a dragon long
19 you take that sword around town hitting people

[Matt]

20. You decide you want a new sword so you go around smashing beetles waiting for A Dragon 2h

[Iban]

21. You don't "buy" in a store, you "trade"

[carnageX]

22. You call your friends n00bs when they want to borrow a pencil / pen and laugh at them.

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23. You stand around killing cows all day to get meat and cowhides to make clothes
24. You actually wear these clothes
25.You start calling The Wilderness "Wildy"